You'd think this picture was the result of a hot steamy sex act in which I flung my bra across the room in a fit of passion.
Tom popped a pimple on my back and the bra was getting in the way.
His theory on why I am now getting pimples (pimps as we call them):
"Because you wear 16 layers of clothing all day long and to bed!"
This statement is false. The most I've ever worn is 4. (5 if you include the down vest) so he needs to get his facts straight.
I think it's because my back and shoulders are severely sun deprived and they are protesting by sending in the troops (the pimps). I'm going to try sitting with my back to the sun light this morning. Let's hope my neighbors aren't home.
Ok real quick, did anyone watch American Idol last night? I refuse to get sucked into that show but last night when Ryan went to high five the blind guy I thought, "WTF are you doing!?!?!" Then he tried to save it by reaching for the guy's hand but OMG, sometimes Ryan acts sun deprived too.